I’m starting a fun contest. Everyone post their funniest reason to be Mormon. You can post more than one if you have good ideas, but they must follow an important rule. In order to qualify, they have to be twitter-length: 140 characters or less.
I will take the 5 funniest reasons, based on my expertise in this matter (cough cough), and host a poll next week. We’ll let the Mormon Matters readers and participants decide which one is the champion. What is the prize you ask? Fame, glory and bragging rights!
If you have a funny story that doesn’t meet the limit, feel free to share it too. It can’t go on to the top 5 list though.
Let the list begin!